“…there were rumors about some people who flavored coffee with potent liqueurs, but they were socialist hopheads who would ruin this nation with their daddy-os and their bongo drums and tinctured coffee. You want flavored coffee, go to Russia, and you know what? They don’t have any. They’re out. They’re always out. Is that the future you want for America? Didn’t think so.”
We’ll take this as a big “no” vote on the question of flavored coffees.