Finally! For fellow flatlanders who have made the move to Vermont, a little help with the local language…
Faam: A place where you raise animals and vegetables.
Baan: A structure on the faam.
Jaw on dare: The green tractor in the baan.
Soda: What a farmer did to his prized cow to help pay for his new jaw on dare.
Can they kick you out for talking like that?
dbrown
I think when you finally learn to talk like that, you have to stay… ’cause they’re not gonna unnerstand you anywhere else.
‘Specially in Sweetwater.
How ya doin’, Mr. Brown?!